Very large (24 pages) collection of the most fun of aphorisms and sayings.

After the first two pages of a laugh to colic ...

Here are excerpts:

Most experienced people - Koreans. How many dogs eaten!?

Boots should be cleaned in the evening and put on in the morning with a fresh mind.

Sahap ppidaet Noisy taste of coffee, if you forget to put it there.

Tell me how much I have, and I'll tell you who you are.

And this is just a tiny fraction of what I suggest!